Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML
Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and easy..." she said with a weird smile. I looked over to see I was actually pulling her nipple. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
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ICastillo 25
You're a shit head for not throwing the diaper away in the trash right away.
amillionbucks 5
I thought he was gonna put something else on you when you said you bent over...
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Comments (163)
anedderm 4
Lesson learned for next time.
amillionbucks 5
Be happy he didn't strap it on...
Cbizzlez 10
I wouldn't tell anyone, you may get a less than complimentary nickname..
buckdharma 38
I hope it fit right, otherwise you would've looked ridiculous.
anedderm 4
I'm from Ohio too op! Hopefully they let you go home for the day!
SuperDanielNL 23
Wear a hazmat-suit to work next time.
nycwrestler 17
He would look quite foolish.
SuperDanielNL 23
But poop free
Zomg_Okay 27
One of the guys in my high school class showed up in a hazmat suit one day. He looked ridiculous, yeah, but it was undeniably one of the highlights of the school year, as far as entertainment is concerned. Especially once the principal clapped eyes on him!
heliraptor 13
In all seriousness though, I've worked with kids with disabilities at my school as a peer tutor for years, and I can honestly say that there have been no instances of this, as far as I can remember. People with disabilities usually need help because they can't keep up with people who don't have them, or because they can't control themselves, and not in this way. I'm sorry, but this story seems made up to me, and I really don't like that someone is making jokes about people they don't even understand. Maybe I'm wrong, but I kind of have a problem with this.
cstockwell1918 3
Just because you've worked as a peer tutor doesn't mean you've seen every disability in the world. Try going into an actual treatment home before you judge other people's stories.
ManInTheMachine 20
I would say you should put it out of reach, but I guess that Depends on how mobile he is. Pull yourself Up, wash your hair and laugh it off. Sure it was disgusting, but don't let it put a diaper on your mood. And make sure to Pamper yourself a little extra after your shift. You deserve that much.
80skid 15
This is why I could never work with the elderly and give major credit to those who can.
mike307 11
It's a shitty job. And you have to put up with a lot of shit. But in the end it has its rewards... I should know I do the same thing you do for a living..:/