Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML
Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I was helping my elderly dementia client with her toilet. I reached in both front and back to pull up her pants for her. "Not too hard, nice and easy..." she said with a weird smile. I looked over to see I was actually pulling her nipple. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
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ICastillo 25
You're a shit head for not throwing the diaper away in the trash right away.
amillionbucks 5
I thought he was gonna put something else on you when you said you bent over...
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Comments (163)
charvisioku 22
Oh well, shit happens.
DustyStorm 16
One of the best first comments I've read, actually made me chuckle
cartedor 18
Noooooooooooooooo. Oh no. what did you do? I would scream so loud and ran away far, well as far as the nearest shower or sink. Ewwwww ewwwwwwww
Brssps 13
I voted both because him doing that was out of your control..but if he was disabled and can't think clearly, you should have thrown out the diaper
yesyesnonono 10
EUTHANASIA
vbmg152 19
For you, yesyes! Absolutely!! For the disable patient, no way! You are an inconsiderate imbecile! Get your dictionary out!
vbmg152 19
Now, why would you do a fool thing like that? Disabled people can't help what they do but, you can! I bet you'll find a trash can next time! Lesson learned, I hope!!
vbmg152 19
Good answer, Nirah! OP deserves it for being stupid & inconsiderate! I thought this was going to end with the patient crapping on OP or the floor but, I like the diaper on the head more!!
katties 27
Nonono! This is something a lot of people working with senile elderly have to learn: don't let them near poop! A lot of them have this weird thing where they do all kind of shit (no pun intended) with it, like, for example, rolling it into balls and throwing it at people...
roadie42 21
The folks at my facility love it too...have absolutely no idea why that is. I think CNAs/PCTs deserve more pay just for dealing with that issue day in and day out!
beehardxcore 26
FYL because that sucks, but I commend you for doing a job that most people would consider beneath them. :]
AmandaLikNoOther 6
As a nursing assistant I know that the first thin you do is not put the diaper on the bed but in a black trash bag. You also do not call the pins a diaper. The resident feels degraded when doing so, and they take it out on you. Sorry you deserved it.
besosforme 26
Agreed! And yeah, the ban of the word "diaper" was actually one of the first things we were taught in nursing school; "they're called 'briefs', not a diaper". I think part of it was because of a lawsuit in my county where a care home got sued because of the vernacular used there. Using the word "diaper" was equivalent to battery, according to that suit. The family did win. We'd get written up if we got caught saying it, as students, because of the connotations it holds.
roadie42 21
Us too! Diapers are briefs, bibs are clothing protectors, etc. These people are often extremely embarrassed about their inability to care for themselves...I think the least we can do is help them retain their dignity and not be treated like children.
AmberBlazeee 18
I guess that's nation wide because its like that at my moms work place. Briefs and clothing protectors.