MellyBee
Montreal, Canada
Today, I was bagging my groceries when I accidentally smacked myself in the face with a box of popsicles, giving myself a nose bleed. I found out that the cashier hates the sight of blood when she passed out behind the register. They called security on me. FML
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asdaasdaasda 1
How aggressively do you pack Popsicles?!
mtrrace 4
Well at least you have something cold to put on your nose to keep it from swelling
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Comments (108)
cmath_fml 19
I read "bagging" as "banging"... What's wrong with me?
i_love_giraffes 5
So did I! I read it as "I was banging my grocer." Makes the FML a lot funnier when you read it that way.
outoftown 27
#74, 76: Your minds were on the sex chat with My Little Pony FML. Naughty!
mario2012 18
How rough was the security?
coolbrony12 3
I see how they could mistake that for a bad situation. Your standing in front of a passed out cashier while checking out.
coolbrony12 3
I see how they could mistake that for a bad situation. Your standing in front of a passed out cashier while checking out.
mrnuleef 7
"subdue that reckless bagger! Who knows what else he/she is capable of! "
elikaas 10
This story sounds impossible and over exaggerated.
stfuNOWplease 6
By any chance, were you the lady that ate a bug off your windsheild?
Harlequin073 6
EF them not your fault. Call security on them.
worldclassrager 41
usually the cashier bags the groceries or there is a litteral bagger...I thought it was a self check out at first until I kept reading...
your_face 15
Usually when I shop with my mom, I bag our groceries. The store has baggers, but they aren't always right there and I'm not very patient. Plus I like to be helpful.
fatalwish 6
wait .... wut. what is this i dont even.... no hope for the human race