Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor in the grocery store. Instead of falling gracefully or quickly, I windmilled my arms for a few seconds while making direct eye contact with a toddler who looked genuinely impressed. I didn’t fall, but still… FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, I was at a grocery store when I slipped on a puddle of water. I tried to catch my balance, grabbed a shelf, and instead took down an entire display of chocolate boxes. People rushed over to help, albeit while smirking, and a kid yelled, “Do it again!” FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
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Discombobulated9 12
I swear the younger generation has less respect these days. Either that, or I was completely ignorant in my teens.
pokefan813 16
Just because some kids of that age are disrespectful little *****, doesn't mean we all are. It bothers me that we are generalized as the "bad generation" just because some kid's parents didn't discipline them right.
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Comments (155)
GothInside 6
U should got up, chased him down & gave him a shot to the sack his future grandkids woulda felt!!! What a douchebag!!!
chitown23 4
How do u let the pimply cockmunch get away after doing something like that
eatsleepjb 8
Cockmunch? Never heard that one before
fsamslife92 8
"laughing his balls off" seemed a bit more obscure to me.
ItsTaylorGang 0
Hahah I agree with you
perdix 31
I'll bet the old lady thought your tumble was funny as hell. Pimply cockmunches have a knack for entertaining the elderly and the feeble. Why do you think Carrot Top has a career?
cetlawizard 15
I'd have crawled after that tool, tripped them...punched him in the balls & then rofl @his dumbass! Lol
DespairFaction 11
I would have jumped up and ran after his ass. Then take him home and tell his mom.
cetlawizard 15
I'd have crawled after that pimply cockmunch, pulled them off their feet, then punched him in his balls & ended by rofl!
SSGDE6USArmy 0
That OP is assult, contact the police and press charges and get a lawyer and sue the shit outta him, bet his punk ass would think twice before doing that again !!!!!!!!!
karishmo 2
You should have stood up, beat the hell out of him with a big smile on your face.