ChildishKeynote
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was at the gym playing basketball. A very attractive girl chose me to be on her team. We were playing well and hitting it off. I had decided to ask for her number after the game, until I smashed the ball in her face, resulting in her having a broken nose. FML
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I_Bite 22
Depends how you look at it, you could get her number so you can check how she's recovering and tell her you'd like to take her to dinner to make up for it
zeusdom 15
This could either be the demise of any future endeavors or a great story to tell about how you guys met. Best of luck OP
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Kurby14 21
hey, accident happen. hopefully she doesn't hold a grudge and is willing to give it a shot if you apologize :)
chaseafterwind82 29
Damn, **** blocked by clumsiness!
DjeePee 25
Buy flowers and the sweetest 'I'm so sorry' card you can find, put on your best genuine ashamed/concerned face and ask her if you can do anything to make up for it. If she had some interest in you, this will bring it all back immediately.
wow_very_doge 10
So you had litterally hit on her. In fact you could still ask her out for some kind of apologize diner on something else.
kirby1964 20
You are assuming that with a broken nose she is still cute.
stillkelz 6
Now you have an excuse to get her flowers without looking like a creeper.
buckdharma 38
Great thinking op, now her nose looks like a hook. Was that your hook shot?
siggy_mcsigx 22
a guy friend once kicked a soccer ball in my face (I didn't break my nose though) and I ended up dating him a few months later
parzival3402 14
That had almost as much connection as the fact that butler got kicked out of art school and then he was killing countless Jews...
Frillwee95 12
Your butler sounds like a dick....
TheKingOfHearts 19
YDI Op. Y u be so clumsy?
DjangoFan 5
That'll be an awesome thing to tell your children one day. Just try not to break her nose during the proposal.