By ChildishKeynote - 02/08/2015 19:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at the gym playing basketball. A very attractive girl chose me to be on her team. We were playing well and hitting it off. I had decided to ask for her number after the game, until I smashed the ball in her face, resulting in her having a broken nose. FML
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ChildishKeynote 13

Thank you for your support guys. I can confirm that she in fact hates my guts at this moment in time

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I_Bite 22

Depends how you look at it, you could get her number so you can check how she's recovering and tell her you'd like to take her to dinner to make up for it

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zeusdom 15

This could either be the demise of any future endeavors or a great story to tell about how you guys met. Best of luck OP

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Kurby14 21

hey, accident happen. hopefully she doesn't hold a grudge and is willing to give it a shot if you apologize :)

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DjeePee 24

Buy flowers and the sweetest 'I'm so sorry' card you can find, put on your best genuine ashamed/concerned face and ask her if you can do anything to make up for it. If she had some interest in you, this will bring it all back immediately.

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wow_very_doge 10

So you had litterally hit on her. In fact you could still ask her out for some kind of apologize diner on something else.

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kirby1964 20

You are assuming that with a broken nose she is still cute.

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stillkelz 6

Now you have an excuse to get her flowers without looking like a creeper.

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buckdharma 36

Great thinking op, now her nose looks like a hook. Was that your hook shot?

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siggy_mcsigx 22

a guy friend once kicked a soccer ball in my face (I didn't break my nose though) and I ended up dating him a few months later

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parzival3402 14

That had almost as much connection as the fact that butler got kicked out of art school and then he was killing countless Jews...

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Frillwee95 12

Your butler sounds like a dick....

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DjangoFan 5

That'll be an awesome thing to tell your children one day. Just try not to break her nose during the proposal.

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