Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the airport and I offered to help an elderly... - FML

By JDBigDawg - 02/07/2012 07:23 - United States - Orange

Today, I was at the airport and I offered to help an elderly man carry his golf clubs. Apparently, I sounded sarcastic and condescending, because he started screaming at me about etiquette and manners in front of the entire airport. FML

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JDBigDawg 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 7:49

THAT WAS THE AIRPORT. Wow nice guess!

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bitchpleasemike 7

Monday 2 July 2012 15:58

old people mistake things easily

DocBastard 38

Monday 2 July 2012 17:31

Wow, this sounds rough. You tried going about it the fair way, and at least you had the balls to help him and didn't club him when he yelled at you. I think you wood agree that it's always best to hole your tongue, of course, when you get trapped in this kind of situation. Hopefully you ironed things out and can putt this whole thing behind you.

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linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 3 July 2012 0:23

At least he didn't slap you like the girl who tried to help with the groceries.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:46

I've said it before and I'll say it again: old people suck.

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 3 July 2012 13:09

So when your old, you'll suck too? Ass-Hat.

JustDerpin 11

Thursday 5 July 2012 17:55

*you're

JDBigDawg 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 7:55

Whoa my FML actually got published!!! :D

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 3 July 2012 9:16

Congratulations. You're a lot farther along than most of us commenters in that department. Enjoy your golden comments on this FML. :D

marisadc79 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 11:11

Lucky you I've had what I thought were good ones a bunch of times and never make it

marisadc79 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 11:07

Sounds just like another recent story involving an elderly person and good Samaritan. Sucks you just wanted to help. FYL.

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:58

Should have yelled back "**** you old man, i will NOT have anal sex with you."

JDBigDawg 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 23:04

I should have!

noisebox 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 21:58

Old people can be really aggressive and pushy, best to avoid them..after all they don't need anything they're in the golden years

MiSsNiKiTa 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:39

*&^%ing old people are mean man.

SneakyChick1722 14

Monday 28 April 2014 21:47

I would have thrown his shit down and not help the ungrateful asshole.

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