Miscellaneous: Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to...

By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

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By jacked - 02/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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By sarah - 18/04/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML

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By Pissed - 15/10/2012 19:57 - United States - Newton Center

Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML

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By Tyguy3000 - 19/06/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so i tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

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By FML - 11/07/2016 21:16 - United States - Pine Bush

Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML

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By furball - 15/06/2014 20:01 - Inchture

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

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By Peter C. - 22/01/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

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By anonymous - 26/03/2013 18:31 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2015 11:18

Was it your virginity?

lexiieeex3 32

Thursday 17 December 2015 11:18

iPhones are expensive man I would take off and chase that ************.

Comments

Guy1009 15

Thursday 17 December 2015 20:18

Never trust a stranger with your phone.

sallen14 8

Thursday 17 December 2015 20:18

Why didn't you just ask someone who worked there?

Sanguinairius 33

Thursday 17 December 2015 20:29

The key is to either ask someone who works at the park, or pick someone you know you can outrun if they bolt. Sucks OP, but lesson learned for next time.

mariri9206 32

Thursday 17 December 2015 21:10

You should have asked someone with a family. I read this article, years ago, that said if you want someone to take a picture with of you and your friends, always ask someone who is with their kids because they won't take your phone and they can't run away with their kids/family.

corky1992 33

Thursday 17 December 2015 21:36

Why in the world would you hand over your expensive phone to just anyone to take a picture? You should be able to have trust in people, but unfortunately you cant. Should have asked an employee to do it.

Prodactyl 4

Thursday 17 December 2015 22:05

When you want somebody to take a picture for you, always pick somebody you know you can outrun or a parent with their family. If they have kids or a spouse they are less likely to take off with a camera or phone.