By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
I agree, your life sucks 513
You deserved it 48

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luigi23_fml 0

that sucks you should have punched him

Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...

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holy hell, i was at this hockey game. sharks-ducks, right? i was in the section next to yours, i watched you get hit. heard it from where i was sitting, too. i even saw the retard behind you knock you and a couple other people over scrambling to get the puck. i wondered what happened to you, guess now i know.

Haha, it happens more often that you'd think, but I work at the Shark's home arena, and puck outs happen quite a lot of times :x

limeade 0

I knew the girl who died about 7 years ago at a Blue Jackets game. Because of her, nets were put up in the most dangerous zones in NHL games. I hate when movies like Fever Pitch make fun of this since my friend died from this. I wonder where your seats were that you managed to get hit...

there is room to get hit, in the center ice area it's just the glass, the nets are in the goal zone that really sucks dude, but yeah pay attention!

what an idiot, why wouldnt you grab the puck?!

and to all of you who say you cant dodge it you can. just pay the f*** attention. the fastest a puck would go into the stand is about 85, because the netting protects the ends of the rink where a shot would be fired at. and you are quite a bit away, plenty of time to get out of the way or better yet, catch the damn thing. funny how the fans 100+ feet away get hurt with a puck more than the players do

Wow that guy was inconsiderate! I HOPE YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM???

KafkaDreams 0

i would've like shuffled around for the puck while bleeding,coughing up teeth and blood,and crying from pain.

Keep your head up dude, you should've learned that in pee wee.

just to clarify, i was in the third row and this guy was only a few above me in the next section over. not a whole lot of time to react. guess we can't all be ninja internet toughguys with catlike reflexes.