Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I was having a passionate conversation about video games with a friend in our school cafeteria when I leaned back in my chair as I empathized a point. I leaned a little too far, tipped over, and ended up sprawled out on the floor, still trying to finish my point. FML
Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML
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Top comments
shesaywha 19
The only thing worse than fat people are fat people who don't think they're fat.
greentiger 5
Start going to the gym ;)
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Comments (283)
MacyPompeo1 0
that's your friend!? what that's ****** up. op pick better friends
jade2017 0
Wakeup call?
Haidee 0
So you people would like to be lied to about being fat? How ridiculous . Her friend is a good friend because she told her the truth , not lied to her like many friends do & if she's fat! She must know that because the chair broke! Obvious.
Livzii 5
that's so horrible of her, she doesn't sound like a good friend
little_metalbear 0
nice friends -.- and the chair was already broken i guess, you only made it worse :)
Bryceps 4
I think the chair agrees with your friend
ccovey 2
You have the power to turn yourself into whatever you want. Get new friends
curlypink1214 0
she isn't a true friend..
NYDiva88 0
look up the Dukan diet - it works!! you can change if you make the decision to change!! good luck!
ArmenianPrincess 5
well that's not really your friend. don't associate yourself with people like that