Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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ryonana 0
even if it was eating vegetables from your garden, you didn't have to SHOOT it, i mean that's mean in my opinion. for example if you were walking through a garden and picked a carrot and someone shot you, that wouldn't really be fair. and bunnies are so cute how could you even try to shoot one? sorry to say, but you deserved it
emilysexi3793 0
bunny ftw
emilysexi3793 0
boo hoo. the poor bunny needed to eat. next time you eat something that isnt urs ima shoot u!
darkvampe 4
that's what you get asshole for trying to kill a bunny!
flipcrazy 0
Whyd you only shoot once? Next time, put a clip in the ******.
strawberryspacejam 11
All you pacifistic fucktards need to ******* die. I woulda taken my double barrel and blow that rodent's head off. Sorry op but you need better aim.
fightingkittens 39
F*ing asshole
smallsmerry 0
KILL THE BITCH!!! IT POPPED YOUR POOL!!!
smallsmerry 0
and THERE IS NO LAW SAYING HE COULDN'T KILL IT. and for all y'all yellin GO TO HELL! he was just saving his food. there is nothing wrong with killing the rabbit in a humane way
thatkidthatisher 0
ydi. how can u possibly kill an animal???
popcornplaya48 0
redneck much
CaptSkippy 9
Those carrots you were growing would go great with that bunny in some nice broth