Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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LadyAshley 0
WTF are you doing with a damn gun and WTF are you thinking about shooting a damn rabbit for eating your stupid vegetables that you should of secured better with fencing! The rabbit is just trying to survive and it has no reason die, because the stupid idgit didn't fence off his vegetables well. Do all us and the animals a favor and get rid of the dumb gun and fence off you produce! Sheesh!
dumb_bytch2020 0
who is dumb enough to shoot at a rabbit who is standing in front of a pool full of water? oh wait you are dumb shit. And almothepirate people like you make me sick how about I make mococines outta you?
fmlurlife 0
dumbass
rofll37 0
How dare you? Shoot at a poor innocent little bunny who hasn't done anything but try and live? Too right it was laughing its ass off, and too right karma IS a bitch.
ad071078807 0
you know what I'm damn proud of the fact that you'll shoot that damn rabbit because it ate your garden and to all you dumbass tree hugging hippie mutherfvckers you the ones who are being inhumane due simply to the fact that if left alone any animal populaton would be too great and they would eventually starve to death do to lack of food and die do to disease so who's being inhumane in all actuallity..... sooo if you hate hunters that's your opinion and it's a damn stupid ignorant one and if you don't like hunter go **** your self ..... and finally shooting and animal if done correctly is extremely humane and it is over instantly so do your research before pitching a bitch and to OP..... why shoot at a pool lol think bro YDI ( but you really should shoot that "bunnie" ) damn tree huggers ps ANIMALS DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS OR THOUGHTS SO STFU
tally7mir 3
How do you know that? Have you ever read an animals mind?
mikaelap14 3
you shot at a rabbit because it ******* ate your plants?!?!? WTF is wrong with you???
fwank 1
yeah seriously.. this guy has a .22 and doesn't even know how to type it. no such thing as a 22.
lonidani9229 3
animal murderer
CookyMonsta 0
don't kill the bunny! haha, good time for that spam bunny people type how did you manage to clean that up? ;)
Arcran5 0
YOU EVIL BASTARD! WHAT DID THE LIDDLE WABBIT DO TO YOU, HUH?