Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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Comments (868)
sk8er2859 5
Sorry that happened to you but YDI for trying to shoot an innocent and hungry animal
kennington 0
that's what you get for trying to kill an innocent animal you evil person. I don't want to cuss cuz I'm too good for that. gth
bertthelamb 0
Good I'm glad. Who the **** just shoots at a cute little bunny?
derekb 1
Gee, an above ground pool, a rifle, and a desire to kill bunnies. Isn't that the definition of white/trailer trash? Get a life loser.
tfkelley20 0
A 22 rife cant make more than 2 feet in water without stopping to a slow sink.
beauty23 0
You are an inhumane piece of crap and god is making sure ur garden and pool are destroyed because you are a jerk!!!!!!!!!!
auroraaustralis 0
Good. You deserved it.
tommiegirlxxx 0
#663, I do care about poor starving kids in africa, I do care about our species, but do you not find it just a little bit crazy, evil, and inhumane to kill something that was just hungry? Hell, if I did that, well, I would probably be banned from owning any type of pet or weapon ever again. I can understand that it would be frustrating to have worked on something for a long time and have something go ruin it, but that's ******* life and it's no reason to take away another life, especially since the plants can grow back; the rabbit didn't do anything wrong. Well, nothing really is, but still. It's animal cruelty. I'd also like to point out that Human beings have no right to believe them to be above any other life form on earth, especially since we are to blame for all of the shit that's going on in the environment. I don't give a shit if you think that I am some dirty hippie. I think that you're a big-headed asshole! PS, #664, thank you for backing me up :)
angel03260 0
you wasted a bullet on a rabbit? wow go put that bullet to better use and shoot some criminal. not for a bunny eating a freakin plant. what else do you want it to eat. we kill animals all the time for food. and there just doing the same. get over it its a plant the world didnt freakin end. go plant another one and get a fence over it ydi it for missing to.. i could of made that shot when i was 14
shellsterxo 0
that's what you get. a**hole.