Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash, I had to send my daughter to play with my neighbor's daughter, both are 5, because she gets fed there. She suddenly came home saying they're not friends anymore, bragging how she hit her and she bled while crying. Why? She bought 2 new toys and gave her one, so they have the same. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
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mcknjack 14
I had no idea kids this young self-harm! It's very disturbing. OP please get your daughter some help quickly. Good luck!
MsConfusedd 27
Society is ****** up. Kids should never have to think like that. Don't let your daughter play with that girl anymore and make sure her parents are told to get their shit together.
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Comments (70)
buckdharma 38
Here we are, face to face A couple of silver spoons. Hopin' to find, we're two of a kind Making a go, making it grow.
Enslaved 38
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, Little boy blue and the man 'n the moon. 'When you comin' home?' 'Son, I don't know when. We'll get together then. You know we'll have a good time then.'
GwylaFelidae 7
Hey, diddle-diddle The cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over the moon The little dog laughed to see such sport And the dish ran away with the spoon.
BrotherPhil 35
Hey diddle diddle the cat did a piddle all over the bathroom mat. The little dog laughed to see such fun and piddled all over the cat.
dudeimmadoc 9
What is the world coming to when kids are doing things like this?
romanrox909 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It worked for me. And I got everything I wanted. ^_^
seriously_wtf22 2
Time to see a doctor
Kara_toll 2
Oh. Mi.
anishays 11
Well, there goes my faith in humanity.
gAt_d 26
Damn! They are way too young to be acting like that! It's sad to know that our world is like that. It's all about the clothes, money, and cars. I was under that spell for way to long but having children matured me and I learned what really mattered in this life... I hope you straighten her out Op.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I think you need to take your daughter to see a therapist they do have children therapist's, and I also hope you informed her friend's parents.
gloryrawr 8
Kids do surprisingly disturbing things. I know a toddler who talks about how he's gonna kill himself and another that always gets in trouble for talking dirty.
EmsyyyRose13 24
My seven year old sister sometimes says stuff like she wishes she wasn't alive... I feel like my mom should care more and not ignore it. It freaks me out.