Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash, I had to send my daughter to play with my neighbor's daughter, both are 5, because she gets fed there. She suddenly came home saying they're not friends anymore, bragging how she hit her and she bled while crying. Why? She bought 2 new toys and gave her one, so they have the same. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
mcknjack 14
I had no idea kids this young self-harm! It's very disturbing. OP please get your daughter some help quickly. Good luck!
MsConfusedd 27
Society is ****** up. Kids should never have to think like that. Don't let your daughter play with that girl anymore and make sure her parents are told to get their shit together.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (70)
XtacNova 2
Your daughter needs new friends…
Loboman 6
Apply for SSDI like all the other parents of cutters. Make something out of it.
JereMy_Life 6
She might be haunted be the Ginosaji ?
JereMy_Life 6
*by
littlelovee 7
Where did Lucy learn about self harm? Not funny. Not cute. Help your children. #twloha
Link5794 18
CougeeSwagg 19
******' kids these days
agentlilye 10
Get help. Now!
luvlu444 24
please tell Lucys parents to get their act together and make sure your daughter knows that anything self detrimental is never the way to go about anything
IHaveThePower 18
Lucy has an undiagnosed mental illness. You might want to explain to your daughter that Lucy cut herself because she was sick, and the pretty things are to make Lucy feel better, not that cutting is a good idea.
IHaveThePower 18
You can probably just explain to both of them that cutting yourself means it hurts, and keep them away from sharp objects. They'll get bored eventually, especially if you start a chore chart and reward them with pretties. This is not a mental health problem, just an idiot kid problem. They'll grow out of it.