Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
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Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying, "I want my cat back." I have no idea what they are talking about. FML
Today, I thought I had fully patched up the hole in the wall near the stairs. I was proven wrong when I heard my cat screaming and hissing near it. The black cat who lives in my backyard decided to say hi, which my cat didn't take too kindly to. She absolutely whooped his ass. Not a fun thing to wake up to. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, my cat tried to escape when I opened my front door. I noticed that whenever I start babbling and making random sounds, he stops dead and just stares at me in confusion, before walking back in. With my luck, however, this time my neighbor heard everything. They walked quickly away, as if they'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML
Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was going outside and finding that there were two very friendly cats right at the front door. The worst part of my day was quickly shutting the door while trying to stop my cat from charging at them. I now have scars to prove it. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Leave him a note saying, "Hey, man, I left the door open and a rather large homosexual man came in. Careful. He's a bit TOO friendly," and have a huge guy come out of the corner right then.
Gingerly 0
Are you retarded? Stray and Feral cats can be really mean, they'll attack the shit out of you if they feel threatened.
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Comments (96)
suckmysarcasm 10
if it was me i would attack the cat back and when my roomate came back he'd be like what happen to the cat? id be like yeah he wasnt friendly, but i wasnt friendly either...(evil grin)..^_^
rollursk8r 0
HA!!!!!!! omfg lmaooti!!!!!
Quet 0
lmfao I wish I could make that happen.
EmmyBabe_fml 0
This is my all time favorite FML!!!
hateevryone 15
that sucks. i would find a broom and beat it
Killn4Laughs 0
After seeing alot of "adopt a cat" commercials-I was about to..now I don't want to lol
YesyDidWhat 0
Is your friend an idiot or something?!
Scribe_fml 8
Classic. P.S. the bird bites.
gators1995 30
Your username is cool and I love that show!!!
thatguynamedsky 32
if somehow its still there 5 years later grab it by the scruff behind its neck and throw it outside