not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
jessie
Different together
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Anonymous
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
smf_ds
Rebordosa, Portugal
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
anonymous
Ballwin, United States
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Milton, Canada
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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OhMinty 5
How can you ever get that image out of your head? :/
golferman72 16
Nobody could ever unsee this. I am so sorry for what you have seen.
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Comments (166)
dellam 3
Yer, there too hard to suck when their hairy
MrSarary 26
It might be mortifying now , but I give it a year and this will be a hilarious story :) YDI op for not knocking !
krewer21 1
Question to OP, How did you walk into this? More info required. Many scenarios enter my mind, and if you wandered into mom and pops personal space, YDI... Otherwise you might have some leeway here. Sadly what has been seen can not be unseen.
ChuckBarkley 1
Why can't your dad shave his own balls...
pdp_fml 21
You have a special mom and dad. Be happy that they still love each other that much. Now go out and get drunk with a couple of good friends and oh by the way have a designated driver!
MuseFan1991 14
i find it slightly odd that you had to say they used a razor. they aren't going to use a banana are they?
noremac5 4
She must really love him......
oceanrain 4
That's real love
graphicstyle7 17
Um, learn to knock on the door first?
raexvalo 4
That's the least of an issue lol