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Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

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Yes, my brother's friend was male. No, I didn't know he wasn't straight. Yes my brother is gay. And it's kinda hard to knock when there isn't a wall separating the kitchen from the living room. We talked about it afterwards AFTER I left the room (:

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Draxanoth 15

You know what they say! Once you go gay, you say hey girl heyyy.

Experimentation between two friends is a lot more common than you think OP.

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"Best friend" I think its more than you know.

It's called knocking. YDI. In fact, you owe someone an apology

Finally! It's rude just barging in without knocking! OP owes the brother an apology, big time!

RedPillSucks 33

Yes. She should finish up for him.

Unless they share a room. My app doesn't specify the OP's gender.

Considering the kitchen and living room don't have a door between them, it's kinda hard to knock walking into the living room.

Well...that's just plain awkward. Could have been worse I guess! Least it wasn't a BJ.

Now, if OP had walked in 30 seconds later ...

Good one but it would feel better than a hand job. Lol

upallnight11 19

Don't jump to conclusions just yet, OP. I'm sure your brother had a very good reason to touch the genitals of his best friend.

Time to save up for the psychiatric help :)

now I can't un-picture this. FML.

Thatsjank 5

tanjotos

That's a close friend, alright. Just as long as they don't share a toothbrush; that's nasty...

His best friend might be his boyfriend and they just haven't come out yet. Anyway, FYL. I wouldn't want to walk in on anyone doing sex stuff, least of all my siblings.

Pass me the mind bleach!

It has been said that semen has an bleach-like effect on fabrics. It has also been said that ingesting it can wipe away bad visuals that would transpire into bad memories. Would you like some mind bleach?

Er not that kind, but thanks for the offer though.