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lalalaisling Cork, Ireland

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 years with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the "long distance" and how we "never see each other". We've lived in the same neighbourhood since we were 5 years old, and we've lived together for the past four years. FML

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lalalaisling 10

hey, OP here. If only I could blame whiskey! Also I have to admit, the stereotype is somewhat true.

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eddeeezzyy 19

What a cheating bastard. Now this is one of the few FMLs I've seen where it's perfectly acceptable to dump his ass right then and there!

Windv 12

Close the remaining distance between your foot and his balls.

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Comments (124)

katttt21 20

Wow. What a ******* asshole. Dump his ass. He doesn't deserve you.

they_hate_me 6

jeez why do assholes like him do shit like this?

pitbull91 8

Cuz they are assholes

Enzi_fml 21

Good god, why even bother making an excuse if he's that terrible at it? I sincerely hope you dumped him.

Kauphy 12

You've known each other for that long and he still went and did such a thing? Why on earth were you ever with him?

Arkana_fml 14

You should of beat his ass with a bat and cut his ball off

Xotoolyxo 16

7 years and he's cheating on you? To top it off is lame enough to make up dumb excuses....sad. Sorry OP

D3ATHZ3RO 15

U deserve better

Msbrat823 4

I hope you beat his ass before you kicked him out!! You deserve better, what a jerk!

fml0505 22

You should dump him. By dump, I mean dump his dead body into the nearest landfill.

seniorchang 16

I guess familiarity really does breed contempt. Who knew?