lalalaisling
Cork, Ireland
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 7 years with another woman. He panicked and blamed it on the "long distance" and how we "never see each other". We've lived in the same neighbourhood since we were 5 years old, and we've lived together for the past four years. FML
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eddeeezzyy 19
What a cheating bastard. Now this is one of the few FMLs I've seen where it's perfectly acceptable to dump his ass right then and there!
Windv 12
Close the remaining distance between your foot and his balls.
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SuzeDee 9
Pretty obvious he's telling this story for the benefit of his other girlfriend.
robotiick7 23
What a dick bag here is where I say you should dump him and its acceptable
SinisterSmiler 10
FYL OP :/ kill him and say it was sled defense. hehe.
mister_mazda 8
Common law separate and take half his shit!
desertlovebird 11
How can anyone say you deserved it? I am so sorry for you to walk in on that. Kick his sorry ass out the door. Keep your chin up as there will be someone out there who will actually care enough not to cheat on you.
freshko21 6
He should have just blamed it on his dick. Sorry OP, sometimes the dick betrays the mind.
crackin4skulls20 3
kick his ass. he doesn't deserve you
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Oh god I'm so sorry...I don't hope you two break up, but I do hope you work things out. Good luck!
xRezSynn 15
You mean *ex-boyfriend.
lalalaisling 10
Hey guys, I'm the OP. Thanks for all your lovely supportive messages! Just to clarify; We are both 22, we have been together since we were 15, and moved in together when we were 18. We do not have children, but we do have a dog named Billy- he's staying with me at the apartment, while King Dickwad has moved back in with his parents.
mellingeramber 13
Good job, OP! I hope you and your dog have better luck with the next guy even though I know that probably won't be for a little while.
TheKillerWalrus 10
People always take risk before realizing what they could have had. I'm proud of you op :) And good luck with finding a decent guy.
lalalaisling 10
#108 and #113, thank you :D I wish you every happiness in life!
TheKillerWalrus 10
You welcome :) wish you happiness in yours too.
fantasyworld 39
Glad you kicked him out.