Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
howdeedoo 22
If you're willing to walk six miles to see her, then you obviously cared a lot about her. She doesn't deserve you
fboy1588 14
at least you did some exercise to buff-up for the next one
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Comments (94)
Satoaoi 13
just talk to her about it. I'm sure she will understand
japtap81 16
If a guy walked that long for me even if its his first time coming to me I'd be grateful. However I never get that with anyone! I always have to go to them. Granted we both have a car but no matter who it is, I always have to drive to them
EvilUndead 9
1. Jog 2. run 3. Bicycle 4. Motorcycle 5. Car 6. Taxi 7. Bus 8. Train 6 miles isn't much, though - only two hours of walking.
jdime209 2
For her to brake up, sounds like she can be a Bish anyway
Thr33to16 8
Shoulda called ahead of time.
SmilingDog 4
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tjv3 10
I wish op would have added some more info like how long they dated and if this was the first time he tried to walk to see her or not.
alexscarlatti 5
hope you've finished the trip
Ilsaluna 9
You shouldn't have a girlfriend if you have to walk.
catchmeifyoucan3 9
...six miles? try 750 miles or 1700 km LOL tell her to suck it up! hahah
lonerbitch 6
I think the next FML about long distances will be from you. *EVIL LAUGH*