Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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howdeedoo 22
If you're willing to walk six miles to see her, then you obviously cared a lot about her. She doesn't deserve you
fboy1588 14
at least you did some exercise to buff-up for the next one
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Comments (94)
VLJACK 6
I agree!
Ashley_Sky 9
How sweet! She doesn't deserve you then.
Dead_Fox 17
I had an old friend who used to walk miles to see his girlfriend... At first I thought he was a devoted guy. Then I realized he was just a broke bitch expecting some pity p**** when he showed up. I don't know if they have cars or cabs where he comes from, but I'm not rushing to pat OP's back.
scott82 5
Well if you can't even afford a bicycle , I would also leave you, up your game
bubble_burst 16
So I'm guessing you just walked 5 and a half miles.. not six. At least not for her.... I'm guessing you walked back the 5.5 miles then... That makes it 11 miles. Still a lot better than spending your life with such a bitch.
illegalbeagle69 23
then walks the other 1/2 mile to ask for a ride home.
MakinYourHipster 1
Maybe you should have ran.
tasian14 12
Awww that's so sweet she doesn't deserve u
Pstraka6 20
You were obviously trying to do something nice, so had it been the first time she might have jumped the gun. However, if you continually have gone out of your way then be greatful that she broke up with you. Don't waste your energy walking or being with her, you obviously deserve better.
Monica_Alexandra 1
that sucks, what an ungrateful bitch