Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
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Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
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Top comments
howdeedoo 22
If you're willing to walk six miles to see her, then you obviously cared a lot about her. She doesn't deserve you
fboy1588 14
at least you did some exercise to buff-up for the next one
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Comments (94)
beddington 7
You were supposed to walk a 1,000 miles! Don't you listen to love songs??
GothickNihilist 15
Thanks. Now I have that song stuck in my head.
perdix 31
#13, those lazy Proclaimers are only in for 500.
MrsDarcy_fml 3
But Perdix, they plan to walk 500 more.
SunAndMoon427 12
#25, But Vanessa Carlton walked 1,000 miles. :-p
GothickNihilist 15
Thank you perdix, I was wondering who sang that song.
IxCallxBULLSHIT 9
You are a GENIOUS! ^_^
Isoldael 27
Hrm, hard to vote on this one. Say op and his girl had been together for years and she always made the effort to visit him and complained about him not doing the same, ydi. If this is all out of the blue, then fyl.
EpicSquishii 21
14- was genius mispelled on purpose?
simonepedretti 7
Why didn't you drive or something
BlowinChronic 18
Maybe because OP isn't old enough to drive yet? There are other reasons too, but that one seemed the most likely.
gallaeo 21
Or the simple fact of not owning a car could also greatly influence the scenario of why he wouldn't just drive there or something..
RedPillSucks 33
No, she broke up with you cause you didn't have a car. Hopefully your next girlfriend is less shallow and more understanding. FYI @ 5 1/2 miles, you would have reached her house in another 8 to 10 minutes. You should have just told her that you were on your way and would be there in a few minutes
akiahara 14
Wanting someone with a car isn't shallow, especially if they're adults.
alexafml 5
I agree. It's annoying to have to drive all the time because your partner doesn't have a car. Also what does that say about your cash/credit situation? It's a deal breaker for me, but I'm 26. I need someone more stable than that.
panda_lou 11
Well I could understand the break up if she was always having to go see you. But if she expects you to always be the one to make the effort to see her in person then forget her. I do wonder why you wouldn't have called before making that trip... Anyways. If you explained that you had just walked 5.5 miles to see her and she still ended it then there was another reason.
GothickNihilist 15
17 she will probably blame autocorrect.
perdix 31
Long distance relationships never work out anyways.
etchsanity1 11
Lol I like it I'm assuming sarcasm but the funny part is people these days treat 6 miles like an insurmountable distance... I say congrats do that a jog and you can sign up for a 10k :)
perdix 31
#56, look at it this way. By foot, she's about 2 hours away. (Even if he jogged, it might be an hour and in Florida, he'd be sweating like a pig year 'round.) If he had a car, that would be like dating a girl over 100 miles away -- not very practical.
Matt_greener 8
Anything is possible 6 miles is nothing.
catchmeifyoucan3 9
I've got 750 miles (1700 km) between myself and my boyfriend, so six would be a blessing!! :P
IxCallxBULLSHIT 9
Please forgive me kind sir! But english is not my first language , but still I should've paid attention in english class! -_-