Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
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Top comments
howdeedoo 22
If you're willing to walk six miles to see her, then you obviously cared a lot about her. She doesn't deserve you
fboy1588 14
at least you did some exercise to buff-up for the next one
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Comments (94)
J_C_maldonado 9
Ironic!
sulitak 27
yeah... I agree with #78. this may have been the first time he took time to see ther
DorkAlert 10
But I would walk 6 miles And I would walk 6 more Just to be the man who walked 12 miles To fall down at your door
DorkAlert 10
But I would walk 6 miles And I would walk 6 more Just to be the man who walked 12 miles To fall down at your door
guttedbrit 26
I sincerely hope you carried on walking to prove your point!
Nat52482 25
I hope you walked that last half mile and told her you were on your way to see her. That still sucks though.