Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
howdeedoo 22
If you're willing to walk six miles to see her, then you obviously cared a lot about her. She doesn't deserve you
fboy1588 14
at least you did some exercise to buff-up for the next one
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Comments (94)
Synistiel 14
Stereotypical bitch.
MuseFan1991 14
she sounds like a twat. OP you'll find someone better (and maybe slightly closer)
vadaaa 11
You should explain that you were on your way. If she still insists on breaking up, then that wasn't the real reason. Sorry OP.
Ramisme 12
I ran into a similar situation a while ago. I can't shake the feeling that it truly had nothing to do with what she said. Sounds like you have the same problem. You'll find someone less idiotic, just give it time.
ss_fml 7
What. Take a taxi or a bus lol
VioletSkies 21
There may be no taxis or buses where they live. Or they could try a bike if they have one
spliit_fml 8
She obviously didn't know so explain to her that you were on your way to visit her. We need more guys like you OP
vehementbitch 4
Try getting a bike?...
picante72 24
Those six miles walking back probably felt like twelve.
Transfusion 8
I think ydi. If she says you never see her, then you rarely see her. Sucks that you just so happened to go to see her on that day. Should've spent more time with her.
charvisioku 22
He was walking SIX MILES to see her. It sounds more like she's the one not willing to make an effort.
kingofswedes 13
How rude.