Intimacy: Today, I visited the dentist. Whilst pleading for a broken tooth...

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By ashameddentalfail - 06/03/2016 18:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I visited the dentist. Whilst pleading for a broken tooth to be fixed it was very hard to think of a lie. The real reason was I kept hurting my boyfriend when going down on him due to the tooth position. I couldn't think of a lie. FML

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