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By BroadwayBaby1997 - 17/09/2016 15:26 - United States - Mission

Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML

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Same thing different taste

Going nowhere fast

By Shewhoisprobablyafurry - 03/05/2020 02:00

Today, I have a massive crush on a fictional character. Who happens to be an ermine. FML

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By HereForJAMMF - 09/11/2016 17:50

Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML

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By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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Works with podcasts as well

By Anonymous - 24/04/2021 16:00 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I realised I get really attached to characters in long-running TV shows, because I have no friends. FML

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The grass is never actually greener

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 12:00

Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2019 18:00

Today, I found myself crying my eyes out over my two favourite fictional characters' deaths. It happened over 6 years ago and has affected me more than real peoples' deaths. FML

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Convoluted storyline

By Krash The Koopa - 02/12/2020 11:58 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, I discovered that the actress who played a girl I have a crush on faked her résumé. Not only that, but she wasn’t even interested in acting, she just wanted a job. And boom, she also voted for Trump. And I STILL have a crush on her character. FML

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Crushed

By ozzii - 04/09/2019 22:00

Today, my friend pointed out that I’ve developed crushes on my last two bosses. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that before then, I had a secret crush on a professor back in college, too. Yet, I wonder why I’m single. FML

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Crushed

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 00:02

Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML

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By bluten - 18/03/2009 16:42 - Canada

Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

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WinterChild 20

Saturday 8 October 2016 9:04

Less chance of a broken heart I suppose.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 8 October 2016 10:34

Or if they're Game of Thrones characters.

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hazzaisdabea 8

Saturday 8 October 2016 9:02

Same

SwoopingEagle 20

Saturday 8 October 2016 9:03

I'm sure thousands of people have.

WinterChild 20

Saturday 8 October 2016 9:04

Less chance of a broken heart I suppose.

ChildishPerson 13

Saturday 8 October 2016 10:03

True. Unless said character ends up with someone in the series...

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 8 October 2016 10:34

Or if they're Game of Thrones characters.

TheLostCauseFML 40

Saturday 8 October 2016 12:39

I couldn't agree more.

Catdragon 40

Saturday 8 October 2016 12:40

You can always rewrite the story in your head to fit your needs so that they don't end up with anyone else

Nyattack 14

Sunday 9 October 2016 0:11

The fact that said crushes don't actually exist could be pretty heartbreaking in itself !

hellnosucka 27

Saturday 8 October 2016 9:14

I relate to this on a spiritual, mental and physical level.

jakeSpn 3

Saturday 8 October 2016 18:55

I relate to this on a supernatural lever

xpsychocatladyx 15

Saturday 8 October 2016 9:19

I can relate

peridoooooot 6

Saturday 8 October 2016 9:23

Same. My icon is my wife.

HylianBadger 21

Sunday 9 October 2016 5:10

Maybe you should let her out. Lol

DashPlays 18

Saturday 8 October 2016 9:40

That just means real people aren't up to par with them.

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 8 October 2016 9:49

I suppose some writers somewhere can feel pride in a job well done.

ppap 3

Saturday 8 October 2016 9:51

that moment when tumblr takes over fml ?

mariri9206 32

Saturday 8 October 2016 9:52

Same, dude, same, but I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing.

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Same thing different taste

Going nowhere fast

Works with podcasts as well

The grass is never actually greener

Convoluted storyline

Crushed

Crushed

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