Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
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Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, while stumbling drunkenly down a trail, I saw a sign that said "Watch for Falling Rocks." I spent the next five minutes confused and wondering how I was supposed to know which rocks were planning to fall. FML
Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, I tripped going up the stairs at work, caught myself, and laughed it off. Then I tripped again on the very next step. The same bunch of coworkers watched both times. No one laughed the second time. Neither did I. FML
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funzcpl 0
watch out for signs that say, "don't walk". you might get hit by a truck!
murphythadog 0
Let me guess next you fell in a crack that said "mind the gap"
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Comments (115)
jcbball0012 2
Then she read a sign that said "Don't Read"
MangoeTango 0
KLUTZ
irelandguy 0
this happens to my friends all the time. one of them it 5 ft tall and has size 10 feet (adult male UK size) and the other one is 6 ft tall. but i dont know both of these to happen to one of them.
Fml70 0
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Niki0308 0
I'm sure the irony hurt more than the pain u dumbass.
kaelyn_p 0
sounds like something i would do!
IanMoone3611 12
Not bad, not bad at all. I congratulate you
AnnieSmartie 1
HAHAHAHA FAILLLL
georgegnarlin 0
Stop reading FML and look where you're going.
wildboyzrule 7
Yeah waytofight the man!!!!!