Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. When they stuck the needle in my arm, I had a panic attack and begged that they take it out. The woman helping me told me she'd take it out in a moment and left. It was then that the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood while I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Today, I tried donating blood for the first time because my company was hosting a blood drive. Right after telling everyone I wasn't afraid of needles, I fainted before they could even use one. I woke up surrounded by phlebotomists offering me juice while my coworkers whooped like I'd just scored a goal. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, I went for bloodwork. It's routine for me, so I was ready for the nurse to put in the needle and take my blood. It went in fine, but right after, she slowly pulled the needle out, then wondered why the blood stopped. She then moved it back and forth in my arm while I panicked silently. FML
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML
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doublelover 0
well u guess you could say u tried?
Jimboom 12
Just put some music on and tune it out. I hate needles too.. but when push comes to shove I can at least look away and think of something else.
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Comments (166)
JokeMeister 0
Can u say,"WIMP"?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#109 I highly doubt that you don't have any phobias. Just because you personally aren't afraid of needles doesn't mean that everyone who does have a needle phobia is a wimp.
JokeMeister 0
they have to test your blood FIRST!!
TahoeFMler 22
Did you expect the staff to keep dealing with you and trying to continue with the donation?? Um, "A" for effort in trying to donate blood...?
TahoeFMler 22
I totally didn't interpret it that way! I hate how we don't have all the facts about posts!
XbambiX 3
stop crying and suck it up!! ther is always next time...
Jessi2487 0
meth users??? heroin addicts??? who absolutley loves needles besides them? smh
fadingaway 17
Right, like being gay makes you unable to donate blood. And what's Africa got to do with anything? You have to get vaccinations before you can go there, and we believe it or not we have places here to donate blood too.
RedPillSucks 33
Can you give blood while on Valium?
killabee 0
Not a druggie.:( A needle fetish is just as reasonable as a needle phobia.
LowLives 9
no they use butterfly needles to take blood
yeahreally 6
its in the op's best interest and others who are donating not to get freaked out. try another time but get used to the idea