tstaeger
United States
Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
lithium-dreams
Fragile
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
imfucking25
Classic
Today, I struggled to open a childproof bottle, which, by the way, had the instructions printed on the lid. FML.
Olorin
Germany
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
cheerupsookylala
Perth, Australia
But… why would you do that?
Today, I drank water from a random, half-full water bottle I found inside a bumper car (AKA dodgems) at the local fairground, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hydrate!
Today, I bought a fancy reusable water bottle because I wanted to be properly hydrated. On the first day, I filled it, put it in my backpack, and went to work. Six hours later, I discovered the lid wasn't fully closed. My laptop survived, but every document in my bag smelled like cucumber. FML
Pauly
United States
Big kid
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
alexander
Longmont, United States
Today, my girlfriend really needed to take a pee while we were fishing in my boat. Rather than go to shore, she decided to she could just go into a Snapple bottle. I watched as all her pee went straight onto the floor of my boat, soon realizing she had never even taken the bottle's cap off. FML
whoops
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Pissed
Today, I saw that the wine bottle I couldn't open last night had a big hole in the top from my struggle to open it. It was a screw top. I must've been drunker than I thought last night. FML
Anonymous
A bit early for all that
Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unforgettable
Today, I bought a fancy reusable water bottle because I wanted to stop buying plastic ones. On the first day, I left it on the roof of my car while loading groceries. I remembered it when I heard a loud clunk at the next intersection. FML
Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
Water is water is water is water is water. No need buying fancy shit.
FMLephant 2
can you open a roll of Smarties candy or is that also too difficult?
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selenagirl_fml 0
lol the "smart" water came out stupid...
FMLephant 2
can you open a roll of Smarties candy or is that also too difficult?
sourgirl101 29
I love those Smarties candies but prefer Sour Patch Kids, yum!
mcrluverchick 9
lol
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
You gotta be careful when someone offers you Smarties. You could wind up with deliciously waxy chocolate guilty pleasures, or those nasty chalky things— in other words, Tums without the benefits.
selenagirl_fml 0
I think op should try dum dum pops, yea, they're perfect for him
jenna333 1
haha @ 16 wow
hoghunter 1
what the hell is "smart water"?
ChildsPlay_fml 0
lol wtf u noob
ynnhoj 2
11 & 5 win. op go back to the first grade, youes need a recap of basic knowledge
tankrunner 8
"youes"? that's ironic :P
jcard1224 0
Smart water is distilled water. Meaning it's purified by steaming and then condensed again making it the purest form of water. They add electrolytes. It's basically Gatorade without the sugar. It's not really that much more expensive than buying any other bottled water.
Kartor 6
Actually it's cheaper, compared to Dasani and Aquafina. I got a big ass bottle for one buck and the other two were around a quarter or more expensive.
badgebunny 3
this is the most fake, made up FML. who cannot open a gd bottle of water?!!! wow. what an idiot!!! u should be put in special Ed.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for expanding your horizons by trying something new.
ttyl99 0
Hahaha #22 u need a RECAP am I the only one who caught that oh well guess I don't need smart water after all jk I know smart water dosent make u smarter.:):>
perdix 31
You REALLY need that product! Get a non-retard to help you open your first few hundred bottles and maybe you can start to open them yourself. Keep consuming Smart Water until you obtain fair-to-middling intelligence. (I need to buy stock in that company before this idiot undergoes this treatment :) )