tstaeger
United States
Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
lithium-dreams
Fragile
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
imfucking25
Classic
Today, I struggled to open a childproof bottle, which, by the way, had the instructions printed on the lid. FML.
Olorin
Germany
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
cheerupsookylala
Perth, Australia
But… why would you do that?
Today, I drank water from a random, half-full water bottle I found inside a bumper car (AKA dodgems) at the local fairground, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hydrate!
Today, I bought a fancy reusable water bottle because I wanted to be properly hydrated. On the first day, I filled it, put it in my backpack, and went to work. Six hours later, I discovered the lid wasn't fully closed. My laptop survived, but every document in my bag smelled like cucumber. FML
Pauly
United States
Big kid
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
alexander
Longmont, United States
Today, my girlfriend really needed to take a pee while we were fishing in my boat. Rather than go to shore, she decided to she could just go into a Snapple bottle. I watched as all her pee went straight onto the floor of my boat, soon realizing she had never even taken the bottle's cap off. FML
whoops
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Pissed
Today, I saw that the wine bottle I couldn't open last night had a big hole in the top from my struggle to open it. It was a screw top. I must've been drunker than I thought last night. FML
Anonymous
A bit early for all that
Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unforgettable
Today, I bought a fancy reusable water bottle because I wanted to stop buying plastic ones. On the first day, I left it on the roof of my car while loading groceries. I remembered it when I heard a loud clunk at the next intersection. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Water is water is water is water is water. No need buying fancy shit.
FMLephant 2
can you open a roll of Smarties candy or is that also too difficult?
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NorfolkDude 2
Fact is, even drinking smart water, you're still going to die. Don't try to pull a fast one on death. He's gonna get you someday. For generations people been drinking water out of facets. Guess what? They're all dead! DEAD! DEAD I tell ya. I don't know where I'm going with this so I'll end it with and then I found three dollars.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Smart water that makes you feel like a retard: genius marketing, or elitist snobbery?
kfnighthawk 0
It's just a normal bottle...you twist the cap off. ******* idiot.
scroojilicious 1
in the words of Carlos Mencia: " Tayy- terraaan" I don't know the proper spelling for it. But, I'm sure you guys know what I mean.
iamepiclee 3
aww poor you....dumb ****.
KrysRoseMe 0
Wow. How hard is it to open a water bottle?
83pgm 0
This reminds me of the person who had to take a pill every day to help strengthen her muscles. She wasn't strong enough to open the bottel. nAh, sweet irony.
lil_mama13 0
wooooow. hard as ass man.
lil_mama13 0
no simpothy. ur not good enough. PLR (pplz love rock) ♥
fairies633 8
those bottles are hard to open...