tstaeger
United States
Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
lithium-dreams
Fragile
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
imfucking25
Classic
Today, I struggled to open a childproof bottle, which, by the way, had the instructions printed on the lid. FML.
Olorin
Germany
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
cheerupsookylala
Perth, Australia
But… why would you do that?
Today, I drank water from a random, half-full water bottle I found inside a bumper car (AKA dodgems) at the local fairground, thinking it was mine. It wasn't. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hydrate!
Today, I bought a fancy reusable water bottle because I wanted to be properly hydrated. On the first day, I filled it, put it in my backpack, and went to work. Six hours later, I discovered the lid wasn't fully closed. My laptop survived, but every document in my bag smelled like cucumber. FML
Pauly
United States
Big kid
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
alexander
Longmont, United States
Today, my girlfriend really needed to take a pee while we were fishing in my boat. Rather than go to shore, she decided to she could just go into a Snapple bottle. I watched as all her pee went straight onto the floor of my boat, soon realizing she had never even taken the bottle's cap off. FML
whoops
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Pissed
Today, I saw that the wine bottle I couldn't open last night had a big hole in the top from my struggle to open it. It was a screw top. I must've been drunker than I thought last night. FML
Anonymous
A bit early for all that
Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unforgettable
Today, I bought a fancy reusable water bottle because I wanted to stop buying plastic ones. On the first day, I left it on the roof of my car while loading groceries. I remembered it when I heard a loud clunk at the next intersection. FML
Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
Water is water is water is water is water. No need buying fancy shit.
FMLephant 2
can you open a roll of Smarties candy or is that also too difficult?
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Comments (174)
sammi13 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!- nice.
avenged7xforever 0
fail
auttie_girl 0
Haha! Real "Smart" OP!
stopyourbitching 0
How the **** is this a FML? boo-*******-hoo, you couldn't open a bottle cap. Your life must be soo horrible!
aussie827 0
omfg rofl!!
domonoadamu 0
the lid.... no Patrick , the lid.... tha.. lid. lololol
Tommy9537 0
Clearly Smart Water is not for you
istealhobos 0
I don't see how this is an fml. Its not like you were about to die of thirst and it was the only bottle of water left. e_e get someone to open it. Or! This may sound crazy... but learn how to TWIST A CAP. Absurd isnt it?
MrQuest 0
in Soviet Russia water smarter than YOU!
weheuw 0
at least you get the irony...