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Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

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Hummbinger 5

Maybe move a little?

gusgus36 5

haha WTF who sees someone reading and assumes it's a dead body without even going closer or yelling "hey! you okay over there?" or...something? were you in a really bad part of town where people find dead bodies frequently?

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sweetehpie 0

hahahahahahahhahahahahajh this is freaking funny lol

Zebidee 9

"Is she dead" "I don't know. There's a chance she's simply out in the sunshine reading a book" "What, no headphones, iPad, rollerblades, portable DVD player, not even a BBQ?! That's impossible - she's definitely dead, better call the cops." "But she's moving..." "I said. Call. The. Cops."

LaPerla 0

Hahaah awesome comment!

lostsoul1715 0

LMAO besides this FML, your comment made my day

RavenRockaFellon 0

Lol, that's kinda funny. Not the whole wasted time for the cops and paramedics thing. How odd. Maybe you should just carry a sign with you that reads: "I'm not dead. No, really i'm not."

yutsnme 0

haha

Jimboom 12

Maybe this is someone trying to tell you that you stink like a dead body... Perhaps try a different deodorant?

Schazam 0

third time is the charm

manonwater 0

one word... SUN!

Uradoosh 1

and you still haven't learned?

stevenmx86 8

lol op must live in a bad/unintelligent town... either theyre just that used to reporting bodies or theyre just slow in general haha

RedPillSucks 33

That's what I thought. He lives in a neighborhood where dead bodies routinely show up at the park. OP should pick a different park to walk his dogs, or wear a sign that says "I'm not dead".

ohSNAPyall 27

You're not a member of your Neighborhood Body Watch?

bman134 0

great now the zombies can read WTF is next