Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML
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Today, I was nervous about taking my cat to the vet for a UTI, because money’s a little tight. Turns out the antibiotics weren’t that expensive, but he wants at least $1,000 for dental surgery she apparently “needs.” FML
Today, I dropped $1600 at the emergency vet because I thought my 14 year-old cat was constipated or obstructed. He was neither. He just had lots of gas in his intestines. I paid $1600 to find out my cat needed to fart. FML
Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML
Today, I'm sitting at the vet's office while they run expensive tests on my cat. This is to make sure he doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating the condom that my partner and I used last night. FML
Today, after seeing my cat struggle to use the litterbox and produce nothing for two days, I caved and took him to the emergency vet, fearing a UTI. It wasn't. $200 and 2 Lyft rides later, he's stoned out of his mind and peeing just fine. FML
Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML
Today, I paid $325 to have the vet tell me that my 19-year-old cat ISN'T dying, she just had anxiety shits because we were gone on vacation for so long. FML
Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
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DanGleesak 11
Actually it cost $597.
every1luvsboners 11
Give the cat two more dollar coins and it should shit out a five dollar bill.
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Comments (280)
badactor009 0
Cats are replaceable and usually free.
zombiegirl187 0
To those saying let the cat suffer: How about you commit a stupid act like drive drunk or something and your caretaker not pay your medical bill cuz they can just buy a new child with that money (:
alexFYL 11
I agree. New children are easy to make. And fun, too!
ladiesman219 4
That's just a "cat"astrophy
Ray_of_midnight 23
No, a "catastrophe" is an award for the nicest feline derriere.
alexFYL 11
Thanks, now I'm never going to be able to use that word normally again without thinking about little furry butts.
TheAPPLESLAVE 4
Why would you waste that much money on a cat? Donate to East Africa or cancer rrsearch uk. YDI Bitch
storywriter 5
Thats why i love the U.K :D
viperdude90 0
leave them in there.
Angelastic_fml 18
Aren't dollar coins kind of rare in the US? They might be worth more, especially now; you could market them as kopi-luwak-style silver dollars.
kristat 14
Contrary to what the commercials trying to get you to buy a "rare 9-11 commemorative dollar coin for a low price of $19.99" tell you, no. Dollar coins are not rare. Banks usually have a few rolls of dollar coins lying around for people who want to collect them.
Angelastic_fml 18
Oh; I hadn't seen any such commercials, I'd just heard of people making a fuss over silver dollars in books or movies. I guess they're kind of rare if the banks think people want to collect them.
2O12 6
Surely your cat's life makes up the remaining $597.
ajlabat 3
About 50 cents of arsenic would do the trick.
junelow 2
Why would u take ur cat for X-ray ???
mrosew442 10
oh yeah! it doesn't matter that it's not eating and is coughing up blood! it's all good in the hood! *raises sarcasm hand*