Miscellaneous: Today, I thought I lost my wallet. Canceled my bank cards. Bought... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 07:00 - Australia

Today, I thought I lost my wallet. Canceled my bank cards. Bought a new wallet. Got a $141 parking fine at the motor registry while getting my replacement license which also cost me $22. Went to go to the gym and when I went to put my bike jacket on, felt something inside the sleeve. My wallet. FML

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Romie1985 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:32

I actually did look for my wallet, spent over 3 hours looking for it in all obvious places, tore my house apart, checked my clothing pockets several times. It wasn't in the pocket, it fell down the sleeve of my motorcycle jacket. You say I'm an idiot yet half you people can't even read. "Should of checked your pockets". It was down in the sleeve not in the pocket.

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lettertjes 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:23

If you didn't even check all your coats and jackets before thinking you'd never find your wallet again, you totally deserve it.

ReyEr9412 0

Friday 12 March 2010 19:13

I agree with 42. Look everywhere more than once before you overreact like that.

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Shazam25 7

Monday 15 July 2013 7:49

It's good that you were taking precautions, but next time be thourough in your search.

tikatica 17

Wednesday 9 March 2016 3:22

How did it fall into the sleeve of your pocket? & even then, when you picked up the jacket wouldn't it have fallen out of at last move enough for you to realize something was in there?

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