Miscellaneous: Today, I stopped by my local bar to maybe meet some new people.... - FML

By elizacandle - 27/03/2015 06:58 - United States

Today, I stopped by my local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. FML

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elizacandle 29

Sunday 29 March 2015 12:21

OP Here ...well to a lot of you, Thanks for your sympathy! This was supposed to be an emphasis on how hard it is to talk to people in the real world! This actually happened and u sat at a spot that was empty, I didn't squeeze anywhere. it was likely coincidental but it did feel lonely when the half of the seating area became empty at once. gets lonely pretty quick.

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iSativa 24

Friday 27 March 2015 12:17

You cant blame yourself for that one, it's most likely a coincidence. Find someone who seems to be there alone and strike up a conversation. Bar goers are usually more than friendly.

LittleBastard 20

Friday 27 March 2015 12:18

its okay OP, I will still love you in the same, unconditional way.. Just... don't be weird about it..

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ADBurns 22

Friday 27 March 2015 14:01

OP. Coincidence is a bitch. No drama dude . Keep getting out there. These things take time.

vikky538 28

Friday 27 March 2015 14:42

you need to start the conversation...

nityasomaiya 46

Friday 27 March 2015 15:07

Check your perfume? Kidding, it's their loss, don't fret over it :)

JokersHQ 21

Friday 27 March 2015 16:02

Try not to get too down OP they may have just had bad timing and were planning to leave before you even got there!

walleye9171 3

Friday 27 March 2015 16:23

wow! you really suck!

JKPwnage 27

Friday 27 March 2015 16:42

Maybe they were actually the same group that had separated for some reason? Don't blame yourself, OP

ladybugz23 13

Friday 27 March 2015 21:03

I know how you feel...did happen to me. I tried make a friends too.

superspooky 13

Friday 27 March 2015 23:22

Why would you want to meet people at a bar anyway?

purplegold 19

Saturday 28 March 2015 1:10

I probably wouldn't have even noticed until I felt chilly from the draft, then I would leave and go some place warm

mcamilli 14

Saturday 28 March 2015 4:24

Awe sorry! :/ maybe you sat there at the wrong time?

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