By cpatch - 09/11/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I started the day at my local Starbucks. I was greeted with smiles from everyone I made eye contact with and left the store feeling really good about myself. I got home and checked myself out in the mirror, only to realize I had cut myself shaving and my neck was covered in dried blood. FML
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cpatch 0

I put something on it to make it stop bleeding right after I shaved but it must have opened up again before I left the house. And no, I don't work at Starbucks...I stopped by to pick up breakfast and then came back home.

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perdix 29

You must live among vampires who thought you looked delicious.

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energyphuck 0

and people SMILED at you?

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pickles1994 18

3 reasons why i think this is fake.... Umm don't u shave in the mirror? Wouldn't U be able to feel the cut. And I doubt people would laugh at that without telling u someone would probally would have said something.. And u said u figured it out when u got home!? Wow LOL YDI

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glopers232 0

its funny more then embarrassing because they probably thought u were a zombie !

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cerebellum_fml 0

Well a mugger would at least think you where already robbed. Deception like that would work well. Late haloween costume?

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Starbucks is full of leeches anyways... Also, we all know that wasn't dry blood. It was your dignity that was all dried up, wasn't it? Poor you :[

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anonymous69_fml 0

ydi for shaving during no-shave november

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Totally! Makes me thirsty! :]

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jane99 0

We don't want your AIDS!

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gpstyne 0

STFU you'll live now man up and learn how to shave

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PonPonPattaPon 0

Haha! Everyone was smiling? "Oh hey... that mans neck is covered in blood... that makes me happy! *massive smile*" what a world.

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