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By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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By heartbroken - 30/03/2011 00:15 - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 905

You deserved it 385

By Antoine - 27/06/2019 04:30

Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML

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You deserved it 249

By UnluckyEMT - 27/12/2018 14:00

Today, someone I've been crushing on admitted they're attracted to me too. We hooked up, but now she says we can't date because she is already dating someone. I feel terrible for them, and now know she isn't the kind of person I thought she was. FML

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Great deal

By danny - 14/12/2021 08:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML

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You deserved it 215

Commited

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 082

You deserved it 160

By messed up - 16/09/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 614

You deserved it 2 621

By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 390

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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You deserved it 214

By ThatOneGuy - 28/04/2019 16:00

Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML

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Top comments

Earths_Venus 25

Friday 27 May 2016 11:06

Someone very wise once said "you don't like me, you like the IDEA of me". It's wonderful to have a crush but occasionally perception and reality are very different. I'm sorry. Hopefully the next one will be better.

BrotherPhil 35

Friday 27 May 2016 10:48

Be careful what you wish for - you may get it.

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Weasel14 8

Saturday 28 May 2016 1:14

But still....

FrostyyFML 15

Saturday 28 May 2016 2:04

Fellow Ontarian, this is quite unfortunate.

kavank 9

Saturday 28 May 2016 5:01

She was single for a reason.

Solano2580 24

Saturday 28 May 2016 18:17

YDI for not getting to know the REAL her or asking her exs about it.

XxNightwingxX 21

Saturday 28 May 2016 20:13

This is one of the reasons why I don't date. Not because I'm afraid I'll end up dating someone who's a nightmare, but because there's a really high probability that I'll be the nightmare.

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 29 May 2016 0:03

Be cautious what you wish for. You may get it. -Lao Tzu

somelildude 14

Sunday 29 May 2016 8:26

Having a crush can be an important thing though. Sometimes you just get reeaallll thirsty and you sit back and enjoy that orange flavor.

Mamba8460 6

Wednesday 1 June 2016 0:16

How so?

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 28 June 2016 16:51

Sometimes fantasy is better than reality.

404wan 19

Wednesday 5 December 2018 10:19

and that's when you stop dating her and dont have to waste any more time crushing!

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Today, I twisted my ankle on a mole hill in front of my house. I regularly try to stomp them down so I guess this was retribution. Well played, mole. Well played. FML

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Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only "ask all of your beautiful mommies." FML

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Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML

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Today, I found out that being the "bull" of a cuckold relationship is not as good as it looks to be. She is pregnant and now the couple, despite earning triple figures, is suing me for child support. I'm in college. FML

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Today, my mother and wife are arguing over raising our baby Catholic or Church of England. They’re mad at each other and as a bonus they’re both mad at me because I’m non-religious and genuinely don’t care which made-up religion they try to raise her in, I’m just enjoying being a dad over here. FML

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Today, I'm at my mother-in-law's funeral, who died of Covid-19. Months before catching the virus, she would claim that, "the entire Covid thang is bullshit" and "people are just behaving like f****ts over a simple flu." FML

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