Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML
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Today, because money is a little tight, I decided to sell one of my retro video game consoles. The family member that initially gave me it to me saw the ad on Facebook and demanded I give it back to them. FML
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML
Today, my husband sold a bunch of stuff from our garage to buy himself the latest Xbox. Unfortunately, the clown also sold the bicycle I don’t ride anymore. It was my nana’s vintage bicycle, with original wicker basket, worth several thousand to collectors. He accepted £80 for it on Facebook Marketplace. FML
Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, I decided I'd sell an old motorcycle I had, in order to help with the bills. I had to be at work at the time when an interested buyer was to show up, so I entrusted my mother with the exchange as she's unemployed. Mom pocketed the money and bought a new freezer for her house, and won't pay me back. FML
Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
Today, I sold my old iPhone 14… or at least I tried. I met the customer and she said, “Gee thanks!” and walked away with it. When I asked for the money, she said, “Suck my dick!” and took off running. I'm too out of shape to catch her and phoneless until I can come up with the remaining $200 to pay for my new iPhone. FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
Not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?
juicedboi 7
At least you got a handshake for your xbox. Who needs money when you have bacteria from a stranger instead!
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Comments (255)
Rebel4life2013 0
dumb ass much? should of asked for the money first..
CatchtheTIMO 2
So it wasn't a "money handshake?" Like the type drug dealers do? Should've practice OP
OnlyAFeckWanker 0
You seem like the sort of fellow who enjoys a nice pair of slacks and eats red candles
mootoo31 6
today, this guy wanted to sell me an xbox, and when I met him, he just shook my hand and walked away. what a weirdo.
jester04 0
then you didn't sell it did you?
vietguy808 0
let me know when ur selling stuff thx
Zacharoni 1
Don't sell ur xbox then. It's amazing.
lacey6195 4
did u call the cops?!?
AcresShakers 0
why would you sell your xbox?
wakeNmakePIZZA 0
why the **** would you sell an xbox 360!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!