bestnameright
Washington, United States
Today, I sent in an assignment from my batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem, analyze it, and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML
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Harpy20 24
Teacher made the decision to change majors kind of late.
MissEmma_fml 22
Sounds like you could do with a better teacher. Teacher's and their "innovation of new ways of learning", huh?
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winkydog4056 16
Winky wants to know why lots of FMLers refer to math as 'maths'. In addition, OP's bat guano teacher has given up on this class of morons.
GothickNihilist 15
I believe its a Queens English term. Queens English is used in many countries, while American English is used stateside.
DocBastard 40
DocBastard wants to know why Winky always refers to herself in the third person. Winky should know that it's not really cute, but it is rather annoying.
saksxalmo 20
Saksxalmo wants to know why it's any of DocBastard's business, as she finds it pretty cute, but recognizes that in saying so she will probably be thumbed down simply for disagreeing with DocBastard. Such is the state of FML.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
NoorFML thinks--- Wait, I'm not doing this right.
TheFirstSamurai 18
I just want winky to call herself "wanky" again, that was the best laugh I've had in ages.
DocBastard 40
saksxalmo - I get my fair share of thumbs down around here, trust me. My stupid comments are not immune to the lynch mob.
evig_fml 16
"The lynch mob" You rang?
MP78_fml 7
Doctor, may I put the black bag over your head?? I've always wanted to do that! Oo! Oo! May I push you off the gallows too?? It would be so much fun it might even top the time I helped Brutus with some rusty knife stabbing.
billyz77 24
Stop whining and do what you're assigned. That's part of the problem with our educational system - people spend more time complaining and not enough time doing the work. Your teacher had a reason for the assignment. Maybe you should've tried harder to understand.
GothickNihilist 15
What could possibly be the reason a MATH TEACHER would assign a poem turned into a comic. Please read before you comment.
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Maybe he saw a talent in you and wants you to do something about it. Probably unrelated to school.
Enslaved 38
Roses are Red Violets are Blue If I were to be naked I want you that way too Roses are Red Violets are Blue Now you're naked in my mind And I'm loving the view ***This is the poem my boyfriend wrote me on the spot. Corny yet sweet at the same time. (:
echosaints 5
Well that was random
SerendipityRose 26
I wrote this one for my Husband while we were dating... Roses are red My bed is green I want you in it If you know what I mean I was trying to be cute & get him nakie at the same time... :)
mduffy08 8
Roses are red Violets are blue I'm coming aboard Prepare to eat lead...
bestnameright 14
My favorite roses are red poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Pornhub is down But this sh*t will do
charvisioku 22
Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going senile Cheese on toast
Selphis 20
Math is boring anyway ;) Maybe you should pass this on to the principal or something though...
PnKaos 7
So YOU'RE thy class snitch!
fsomelife 26
#25 - if you're gonna go with "thy," might as well take it all the way. Ahem, "It cometh to my sight that THOU art the wretch'd serpent of thy class!"
Selphis 20
Well, I made that comment now, being 23 and out of school for a couple of years... I probably would've just gone with it when it was me in that situation ;)
pradip 26
I'm an Indian, I'm good in maths and have never heard of sohcahtoa till today. I feel like I'm stupid. Thanks penguin.
citymayer 7
Probably bc 10 means Native American. Not Indian.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
That sounds more fun than a math assignment. Plus there's math in art, so it's semi-related?
livhart 4
I used love crazy arse teachers, never did my grades any harm :')
MKProcks 13
Wow, your math teacher is great.