Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
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Top comments
emilycb93 12
Yum! Butberry cake.
silverhuntress 4
Awww! Poor lady!!! I just hope it wasn't her birthday...
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Comments (107)
eternal_malaise 10
OP, I've mistakenly entered other peoples cars myself but your accident really takes the cake.
Readoll 13
Liar...you know you just wanted some cake....
greeneyebeauty9 28
Exactly! I understand you had a bad day, but inviting yourself into someone's car? The least you could have done was CHECK.? YDI in my opinion.
sparky333441 18
YDI for not looking down
Sports_guy3 28
You won't know what the hell you're about to sit on. Check before you sit.
doodlecloud 27
Precisely. I can understand getting the car wrong but sitting on the cake? Even if you thought it was your friends car, wouldn't you check to make sure you didn't sit on your friends stuff?
FlyingPie 17
I've heard some good stories, but this one takes the cake.
Dthsapprntc 23
This is why my car doors stay locked. I'm tired of random strangers sitting on my cakes.
Phanny141 5
I'm wondering OP, did you stick around till the owner of the car showed up and offer to replace the cost of the cake, or did you run?
iknowiwantyou 13
regardless of what OP did, the owner of the car deserves it for leaving their car unlocked. who does that.
knoxxx 22
did you guys miss the whole part of FML where the woman was IN her car?
iknowiwantyou 13
dammit Bill.
XSimpleDesignX 18
Where did she say that the women was in her car at the time? OP may've assumed by the make of the car a women drove it, or could've seen a name on the cake.
nnnope 26
78: you keep using the word "women." I do not think it means what you think it means. and I doubt she saw a name on the cake, if she sat on it without even knowing it was there. -_-
knoxxx 22
why else would a car be in front of a school when it got out, besides to pick some one up? no one just leaves a car unlocked in front of a school, and considering OP knew (or at least assumed) there was some one in the car, i'm pretty sure it's safe to say OP knew it was a woman because the woman was in the car waiting to pick some one up.
G_bear24 9
Hahaha I can just imagine that person's reaction when they see the cake I'd be really confused
vicksblue 17
Well at least you've got a sweet ass... Tehehe. Oh man my sense of humor really sucks
khaoticpanda 28
Commence crying