Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
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Top comments
emilycb93 12
Yum! Butberry cake.
silverhuntress 4
Awww! Poor lady!!! I just hope it wasn't her birthday...
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Comments (107)
coldsteelstu 4
how do you not look down before you sit somewhere. even if you had the car right. I have a feeling your bad days are related to you not beimg very bright.
squarecircles 13
Guess your day couldn't have gotten much worse after that.
railgunonlymy 12
I've read this multiple times and it never fails to confuse me.
ashjo 12
then what happened?
omwtotheforum 4
How did you not see a cake?
harmless7 4
Why the hell was her car unlocked?...
SnuWolf 15
You didn't even bother to check if the seat was clear?!
kiaroxilles 8
This post is a little unclear. Was it that there was someone already in the car, or was the car just unlocked? If it was just unlocked, why would it occur to you to sit down in it and wait for your friend to arrive? If someone was already in the driver's seat, even if you didn't immediately notice it wasn't your friend, what possessed you to just barge in and sit down? Don't you have enough decency to knock on the window first to get her attention, then ask permission to enter? YDI.
slothstronaught 11
I'm sorry, those pants are probably ruined. This made me laugh though.
papa_raatsi 9
Look before you leap XD