Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML
Today, I went to open my bedroom curtains while still in my pajamas, which, in my defense, were just a very oversized T-shirt. I didn’t realize the window cleaners were outside until I heard one of them say, “Morning!” We made prolonged eye contact before I slowly closed the curtains like I was lowering the lid on my own coffin. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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Top comments
Grand_Cookie 21
Well, that went way different then i would have imagined.
plum_lovin 28
Just a friendly neighborhood boob dance.. didn't you know that was the norm there?
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Comments (102)
A1CPENA 11
Hahaha man she sounds like a keeper
redbandit9877 12
I really want to know what qualifies as a "weird boob dance"
tj5810 21
I'd need to see a demonstration. I can only imagine how entertaining it must be to witness such an event.
Grand_Cookie 21
Who knows. They seem to edit some of these quite a bit so that might not even be what he described. Also, I'm guessing a little hopping with some side to side for variety.
tj5810 21
'Middle fingered me'... Sounds so dirty.
upallnight11 19
You should've just enjoyed the view...
mrkhan17 8
Doesn't matter had sex...?
Evgeny2222 11
No, that doesn't apply here.
stevothedevo 25
If anything, wouldn't it be 'doesn't matter had masturbation'? Which would be weird.. I don't think the neighbour would have thrown herself at him after that, Even tho he was just trying to be a decent person.
AnimeBitch 14
Great way to start the day. :)
AshaaFerreira 22
Fml has made me frightened to interact with old people... You just never know what they are going to do...
fairieluv04 17
Sounds like something my wife would do!
finch01 18
weird boob dance enjoy that s*** and take her up on that offer
drizzy11 18
Eh. You did get a boob dance. Nice.