Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML
wondercat40 tells us more.
wondercat40 28
He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DeeDeeJay 15
I'm story but I found this hilarious!
pimrol 16
did you run off over water?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (93)
cakefete2 31
Why'd you run? You could have been Jesus's missing angel.
zandalee 20
She really should have flapped her arms like she had angel wings as she was running away, shouldn't she?! That would have given him something to think about.
Karenezzy 20
Praise The Lord he thought it wasn't weird.
worldclassrager 41
That's one way to break the ice...if you said you look like Jesus that May have worked toward your favor
darlingdollie 24
It's alright, OP. Don't let this crush your spirit of trying again with another person. We all get nervous and have anxiety. I'm sure the person would've been happy to laugh it off with you. :)
bombielol 20
yeah Jesus tends to cloud peoples judgment.... just saying
JuzReading 23
Just say "hi" first, and then start chatting from there. Though this FML was pretty funny :)
hurryHM 10
what?
TheAbstract 15
What do you even mean, "What?" It's pretty clear.
hurryHM 10
that is actually a sign of nervousness. what was his reply btw
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Never would've guessed that OP was nervous... And she probably didn't stay long enough to get a reply. Lol.
sdroze1389 31
revelations spoke of this! it's the beginning of the end! don't worry OP, there is always another chance and I can guarantee that he will remember you.
adhdwizard 13
No matter how many times I read this, I can't stop laughing. Op, on the bright side- you're hilarious! Don't sweat the small stuff. :)