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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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By phukt - 19/05/2010 18:42 - United States

Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Tp - 30/06/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML

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By Dani - 24/01/2012 05:23 - Australia

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 28 October 2011 15:50

Umm, umm, umm I can't do it! I just can't do it. Tell me please, the suspense is killing me!

RomanBeauty 0

Friday 28 October 2011 15:52

Why would you stand up before using toilet paper? Or- if it was used, why wouldnt you just toss it in right after you used it? Gross- either way.

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morganmorgan 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:50

OP here. First of all, I don't live in brazil and I'm not sure why it said that. Second, I am indeed a girl and yes, I stand up to pee so that I can throw the paper into the toilet, that's what I always do and I'm pretty sure it's normal. Third, it was the socks that I threw into the pee filled toilet and yeah I just threw them out.

sic_fml 6

Monday 31 October 2011 6:24

Funny, your name's different...

morganmorgan 0

Monday 31 October 2011 21:22

Funny, I didn't have an account before I wanted to comment on my post, dumbass.

shrdlu 28

Tuesday 6 December 2011 9:09

You stand up WHILE you pee?

curlypink1214 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:32

It's just socks...

Edie84 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:46

Big freaking deal

morganmorgan 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:16

This is OP. I'm not freaking out, i just took them out and threw em out. My fml was more of a face palm type thing

sklorange 5

Monday 31 October 2011 9:41

Neither! It's a trick question and you actually threw your grandmother's bra into the toilet!

kitsune3 20

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:02

Tgyr34 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 20:07

THE TOILET PAPER

kitsune3 20

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:05

Aw, that sucks, OP. Lol I've done that kind of thing SOOO many times in my life. It always annoys me, and I have to obsessively rinse and clean w/e I dropped in there. My sister does it too. One time just before our family was going out to dinner, my sis dropped her house keys in the toilet and almost flushed them.