Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML
YayItsYasmine tells us more.
Hey! I got another lemon in a box today, with the same note. But this time, the "Date me" was in caps and there was drawn a smiley on the lemon. I'm kinda getting creeped out, and i still haven't figured out who made it.
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cottoncandymango 17
Hey, free lemons! Make lemonade. :)
BadApple88 29
Awww that is cute and original
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AlonMower 9
The sender sounds like a stand up person. :)
nurchok 15
Some secret admirer, eh?
Seagulltears 2
Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! You don't want the damn lemons, what are you supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! I know who you are! You're the one who's gonna burn their house down! With the lemon! Youre gonna get your engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns their house down!!
animelovinmom 9
That's exactly what I was thinking when I read this haha
kaitieloo 22
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
kamareaux 24
I think..I'm in love
sierraaaa 15
I've found a single rose with harmless notes on my car a few times...but a lemon? And the increasingly forceful words? That's odd OP, I'd be super careful when alone, well at all times really. Good luck!
geekofalltrades 1
...and you didn't FedEx a date to the return address?
mulumequitem 6
BUY A SECURITY CAMERA FOR YOUR HOUSE. Nothing too fancy they're not overly too expensive
archos58 10
Make lemonade, put a note on the glass that says 'no '
Evilpirate 10
Why is this an FML? :P
crzysam96 7
That's kind of awesome. Haha but awkward