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seriouslydad Niagara Falls, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realized why my dad got mad when he found out that my girlfriend and I have sex. Turns out he's jealous because he thinks she's hot, and wishes he was the one sleeping with her. FML

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your dad is a little bit disgusting...

"BRAZZERS"

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Bruh, that's a hell of a compliment if I've ever seen one. But yeah your dad needs to take it down a peg.

How did you come to this realization? Is that what he actually told you?

Your dad sounds like a pervert

Ew he's a tiny bit gross JUS SAYIN

eh i'm not sure if thats worse than my dad having a girlfriend my age of whom i'm envious xD life is funny sometimes.

Well... there doesn't seem to be a gigantic problem. guys are always gonna be attracted to beautiful people of the opposite gender. Also tell him to screw off because he had his chance with your mother years ago :P. He shouldn't be scolding you for having a beautiful girlfriend; he should be hi-fiving you. Especially if he's your dad.

well, he was right about the last part

Your dad kind of makes my sick

at least your father didn't **** and molest your gf for two months like mine did.