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seriouslydad Niagara Falls, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realized why my dad got mad when he found out that my girlfriend and I have sex. Turns out he's jealous because he thinks she's hot, and wishes he was the one sleeping with her. FML

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your dad is a little bit disgusting...

"BRAZZERS"

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My boyfriend's cousin got a divorce because her father in law and a bunch of photoshopped pictures of her on his phone. They might not have been real, but it caused the end of a marriage. I suggest you talk to your dad to ask him stop, or confide in you mom to see if she can provide other solutions.

TMO2142 25

thats not gonna be good in the long one. thats gotta be hard to deal with.

Neko26_fml 4

That's disgusting. I hate old guys like that. I don't want an old man, I want someone around my age. Eh, good luck op.

100% FYL and also FYD.

What a disgusting person!!!

Lazer_Katz 10

Quick question... How old are you and ur gf... I'm sensing a pedo

This takes 'daddy issues' to a whole new and literal level

Your dad needs to find someone more suitable to his own age and stop being a dirty old man. He has no hope in hell of scoring with her. So he should just move on. Unless , though your girlfriend is turned on by older men.

That's disturbing on so many levels...