Intimacy: Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend...

By Sexless4Life - 05/08/2013 18:33 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML

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By Wrenda Witt - 15/06/2020 14:02

Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML

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By LoveLost - 09/07/2016 02:57

Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML

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Time to call it quits

By Anonymous - 20/11/2022 18:00

Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML

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Can't be arsed, to be honest

By whatamidoingwrong - 22/10/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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Gamers rise up

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 18:30

Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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Tuesday 6 August 2013 0:15

Poor lil guy

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 6 August 2013 0:14

Talk to him, and try to find ways to spice it up.

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thewife5 19

Tuesday 6 August 2013 4:08

Maybe he's not ready

ViviMage 38

Tuesday 6 August 2013 4:19

I won't go into details, but the first time for me his ostomy bag broke open. We didn't get past second base as the batter struck out! Everyone hit the showers! We learned to work around that bit of fun and it never happened again!

womenRpsycho 3

Tuesday 6 August 2013 5:15

I don't know your story but if you guys can't have amazing sex in the beginning of your sexual relationship, here's your sign....

diamondviper 4

Tuesday 6 August 2013 5:19

Maybe it's just your fault you can't keep him up.

kievking 14

Tuesday 6 August 2013 5:23

Sex is kind of essential for a good relationship. Just go slow and he will get there with time.

HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 6 August 2013 5:36

Sounds like you have a good drive, while he's a wreck.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Tuesday 6 August 2013 5:43

omg ya wow...shut up jaffster

Jellobomb 5

Tuesday 6 August 2013 6:19

He just needs encouragement

Ashleyraye22 6

Tuesday 6 August 2013 6:23

That's ok my first time with my boyfriend was ruined because his dog got in my face and drooled on me. That was awkward for sure! Just talk to him about it and get his confidence back up and you'll be golden!