Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most girls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. FML
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OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.
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mangobbler 11
God has an odd sense of humor OP....
SweetJTBR 22
Doesn't mean you can't enjoy your body! Shake that Butt of yours man! :D
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pedinhuh 23
It's time to work that out OP...... ...Unless, you're into that kind of thing....
RedPillSucks 31
No shirt, no shoes and I still get thrown out of the club.
worldclassrager 39
Time to work out or something...
The_Paladin 16
Dude looks like a lady?
KingreX32 21
what the ****.
Python22 12
OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.
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OP update 2. I am overweight according to BMI, but not obese or higher. As I said before, I am somewhat tall, so thats a plus. And I am starting a new exercise routine, so we will see how it goes.
cgart96 15
5-10 is not somewhat tall.
chellytiger 12
Compared to someone whos 5'3 it is.
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Good luck, OP. My Mediterranean genes granted me a wonderful pear body shape that I fought to get rid of through extensive cardio/muscle training. You're not alone here!
ScarlettVixen_fml 8
Exercise! You go, boy!
Afroninja4566 21
Kick some ass while losing weight for me OP!
Python22 12
OP update three. A lot if these comments are suprisinglyhilarious. This FML wasn't for sympathy or anything, just thought it would be a good FML. Sorry for three different comments, but character limits suck.
NeatNit 32
I've seen posts (mostly OP posts) longer than all three of your posts combined! There is no character limit as far as I'm aware.
Smoxxii 17
I wish you good luck in your efforts to try and get into shape. :)
EggsinaBasket 9
#85 sometimes phones or tablets have character limits that override apps settings.
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Good luck, OP. My Mediterranean genes granted me a wonderful pear body shape that I fought to get rid of through extensive cardio/muscle training. You're not alone here!
ramseytt69 8
that's so sad.. I know how you feel I just have the ass though. it sucks!
Bad_People_r_Bad 3
It's a trap!