Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML
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Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, at the age of 22, if I need to pee, I have less than a minute to get to a toilet before I pee myself. It’s been like that since I was a kid and my family won’t stop making fun of me for not growing out of it. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
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key_2010 0
You need Depends.
Penaman 0
That would really suck if you are with a group of people.
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Comments (102)
RedPillSucks 33
Well, its a good thing you realized this, even if it's just today.
redbluegreen 41
I believe it originated from potty training. Parents would turn on the water tap to encourage kids to go, and it just stuck with them until adulthood.
cowboyy_fml 0
dang that sucks
bfflrhea 0
heyy(; lol
Jabi_fml 0
what if u having sex with some one and hear running water!!!! u will pee on her ****** Hahahaha loser
5t3ff1k4h 47
...OP is a woman. I'm not even going to begin addressing the rest of your comment.
Arschloch04 0
Not absolutely impossible. Just ridiculously hard.
PaperCandles 0
so that kinda sucks when you're washing your hands after you use the bathroom, huh?
wwerulez14 6
Hmm... Makes sense. But would it really hold for THAT long in their life, to a point where they only have a minute to find a bathroom after hearing water drop? I just feel that that's a little extreme.
annigotammo 1
sounds like someone is pregnant...
5t3ff1k4h 47
Right. Because you haven't ever let slip word of your bodily functions. Ever! ...Peeing is normal. Everyone does it; most do it multiple times a day. It's basically water... chill. It's not like they're making you watch them go pee or something!
redbluegreen 41
It does, especially if they aren't aware of it. Some do get over it naturally, but others will probably have it for the rest of their lives. I know people well into their fifties who experience the exact same thing the OP goes through. There are literally thousands of examples of conditioning that many people are not, and will probably never be, aware of.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Think of the millions of gallons of water out there! Niagra Falls, Mississippi River, Colorado River, and all those huge ass lakes!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Niagara*. At least you capitalized it.